Now that all my twitter mutuals are temporarily back on tumblr you all get to see me down bad for green day in real time
I love when you’re reading multiple fics by the same author and you start to spot all the phrases and adjectives they like to use
that one hit me where i live
How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane
dylanolinski
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
ITS BACK
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
dylanolinski
Please stop reblogging this post
myterribletwenties
This post made my water break
myterribletwenties
In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
I think when they made rouge the bat they just had the concept of "what if we took one of our trademark funny little guys and just made one of them cunty as fuck"
it’s impossible to create sims without a last name so i could just name the onceler ‘once ler’ but i think it would be funnier if it’s something like. john onceler
i already have a plan to get rid of every single pre-made sim/randomly generated townie and this is the perfect inspiration
2007-2012 Nissan Altima 2.5 Sedan
So myself and two best friends got matching tattoos that say Κύριε ἐλέησον. It’s pronounced Kyrie Eleison and in ancient Greek means “Lord have mercy.” It’s one of the oldest Christian liturgical prayers and features in the Bible, and when Christianity became Latinised, it as one of the only surviving Greek prayers.
Just for fun I plugged it into Google Translate to see what modern Greek thinks of it and
10/10 A+ tat so glad its marked on my skin forever, would tattoo again
celticpyro
Thanks OP you ruined the liturgy for me.
never gonna hear The Hunchback of Notre Dame soundtrack the same way again
My entire church singing in unison: ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Calm down, sir! ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Take it easy, sir! ♫
LORD, you’re making a scene
🎶 Sir, this is an Arby’s 🎶
Calm your tits, bro on this road that I must travel 🎵🎶
